- Me: I need new material. Say something funny.
- Enni: I'm sorry.
“
*mocking tone* Contact the admin for technical support. *demon yell* I AM THE ADMIN GOD DAMNIT!
— Enni, and his constantly blue-screen-of-death-ing computer.
“
It feels like I’m a brain in a jar. With speakers.
— En— okay wait, what? Enni, now you’re just getting ridiculous.
- Enni: What's that rap?
- Me: Babe, I don't know what it is.
- Enni: I feel sad. Pay attention to me! I feel like a used rag that's been washed one too many times.
- Me: I'm sorry babe, but I don't know what you're talking about.
- Enni: I wanna listen to that rap. What's all this typing? Pay attention to me!
“
Make like a tree and fuck off.
— Enni
- Enni: I'd tare this thing to shreds, but I'm really tired.
- Enni: teare?
- Enni: tear
- Enni: tere
- Enni: tare
- Enni: fuck.
- Me: tear.
- Enni: a tear?
- Me: yes.
- Enni: like, a tear going down her face?
- Me: they're the same spelling.
- Enni: WHAT
- Me: yes, dear.
- Me: like read and read.
- Enni: WHAT
- Me: 'reed' and 'red'
- Enni: OMFG
- Enni: THIS IS ABSURD
- Me: tare I believe is also a word.
- Enni: HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE
- Enni: THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL
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